Our Menu
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness. At any point in time, this establishment may contain any or all of the 8 major allergens: Milk, Eggs, Fish, Shellfish, Tree Nuts Peanuts, Wheat and Soybeans.
Beginnings
Funyuns
$9.00
Fried onion strings chimichuri & habanero aioli.
Garlic Knots
$7.00
W/ housemade herb butter, garlic & parm.
Cool Ranch Tots
$8.00
W/ chimichurri and srinacha crema.
Cheese Styxx
$10.00
House made w/ many cheeses.
Hummus
$9.00
W/ pita and housemade red pepper jam.
Corn Dogs (2)
$12.00
Black truffle honey mustard, ketchup.
Fries or Tots
$8.00
W/ house ketchup & aioli | Add Sauce flight for +$2.00 - chimichuni, bthm, avocado/lime, crema
Marinated Olives
$8.00
Marinated mixed olives (watch for pits).
Wings (12)
$16.00
Bbq, Medium, Hot, X-Tra Hot | Special sauces (+$1.00): Cajun Honey Butter BBQ, Garlic Parm, Hot Garlic Parm, General Tso
Stinky Buns 2.0
$16.00
Pork, black garlic and gochujang hoisin, korean BBQ, pickled stuff, kimchi, cilantro-you build em.
Green Splendor
House Salad
$6.00/+
Mixed greens, heart of palm, white balsamic dressing • Half $6.00 | Full $9.00
Man Salad
$14.00
Mixed greens, castelvetrano olives, gorgonzola cheese, heart of palm prosciutto, salami, white balsamic dressing. No additions please and thank you.
Special Pizza
Truffle Shuffle
$18.00/+
Black truffle oil, garlic, cremini, red onion, cheeses, ground pepper, crisp sage • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Hot Honey Pizza
$18.00/+
Hot honey, salami, prosciutto, garlic, tomato • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
My Cousin Vinny
$18.00/+
Salami, calabrese, prosciutto, pepperoni, tomato, garlic, mozz, iceberg, fresh onion, white balsamic dressing, oregano, banana pepper • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Freaks and Greeks
$18.00/+
Hummus, feta, calabrian chili oil, artichoke, tomato, spinach, kalamata, mozzarella, parm • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
The Heart Attack
$18.00/+
Artichoke heart, heart of palm, spinach, roasted garlic aioli, parmesan, mozzarella • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Street Corn Named Desire
$18.00/+
(Elotes pizza) Corn, mozzarella, parm, white American, cilantro, citrus garlic aioli • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Big Mick Pizza
$18.00/+
All beef, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle, onions, sesame seed crust • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Some Like It Hot
$18.00/+
Chorizo, calabrese salami, kalamata, habanero aioli, tomato sauce, fresh basil • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
The Washington Carver
$18.00/+
Peanut sauce, applewood smoked bacon, provolone, mozzarella, raspberry jam • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Final Desecration
$18.00/+
Chicken, bacon, ranch, housemade "ranch" hot chicken, bacon, jalapeno, cheeses • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Black Gold
$18.00/+
Black garlic, seasonal fruit, gorgonzola, mozzarella, fresh basil, prosciutto, EVOO • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
General Tso's Pizza
$18.00/+
Fried chicken, broccoli, pineapple, garlic, EVOO, general Tso's sauce, mozzarella • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
The Cuban
$18.00/+
Mustard sauce, pulled pork, ham, pickle, swiss, mozzarella • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Don't Worry Brie Happy
$18.00/+
EVOO, garlic, caramelized onion, parmesan, crimini, arugula, brie, balsamic reduction • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Chicken Pizza Masala
$18.00/+
Garlic butter, parm, mozz, chicken, tikka masala sauce, cilantro (We'll make it spicy if you ask!) • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Burrizza
$18.00/+
Pulled pork, corn, pinto bean, cilantro, lime, sriracha crema, BBQ, jalapeno • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
BYO Pizza
Toppings: Pepperoni, House Made Sausage, Salami, Ham, Banana Pepper, Spinach, Jalapeno, Black Olive, Onion, Crimini Mushroom, Pineapple, Anchovy, Green Pepper, Garlic, Bacon, Caramelized Onion, Kalamata Olive, Ground Beef, Corn • Premium Toppings: Fried Chicken, Pulled Pork, Prosciutto, Gorgonzola, Black Garlic, Arugula, Egg, Chorizo, Calabrese, Cheese, Heart of Palm, Artichoke • Drizzles: Calabrian Chili Oil, Habanero Aioli, Citrus Garlic Aioli, Sriracha Creme, Balsamic Reduction, General Tso's Sauce, Black Truffle Oil, Sriracha, Ranch, Roasted Garlic Aioli
Pizza
$12.00/+
12" - $12.00 | 14" - $14.00 | 16" - $16.00 • Toppings: 12" - +$2.75 | 14" - +$3.00 | 16" - +$3.25
Sweet Delight
Future Cavity
$13.00
12" pizza w/ Nutella, marshmallow, banana, seasonal fruit, peanut butter.
Euro Trash Donuts
$8.00
Deep fried dough tossed in powder sugar
Deep Fried Oreos
$8.00
Please tell your server if you are vegan. We will be happy to prepare your meal accordingly.
Vegan Awakenings
Fries or Tots
$7.00
W/ housemade ketchup, chimichuri.
Garlic Knots
$6.00
W/ house made herb oil, fresh garlic & nutritional yeast.
Hummus
$8.00
W/ pita and housemade red pepper jam.
Corn Dogs (2)
$11.00
Black truffle honey mustard, ketchup.
Vegan House Salad
$8.00
Mixed greens, tomato, white balsamic dressing.
Vegan Wing Drumsticks (6)
$12.00
Hot, Medium, BBQ, or Extra Hot.
Marinated Olives
$8.00
Marinated mixed olives (watch for pits).
Vegan Mozzarella Styxx (5)
$10.00
W/ house red sauce.
Vegan Sweets
Euro Trash Doughnuts
$8.00
Deep Fried Oreos
$8.00
Vegan Pizza
Gluten Free Pizza Crust (10" only) available | Toppings: see regular pizza toppings, but only look at the ones that are vegan. You can look at the pepperoni too, though... because we have vegan pepperoni.
Vegan Pizza
$13.00/+
Red sauce, vegan cheese and: Toppings: 12" - +$2.75, 14" - +$3.00, 16" - +$3.25 • 12" - $13.00 | 14" - $15.00 | 16" - $17.00
Vegan Pizza Masala
$19.00/+
Garlic, vegan cheese, tikka masala sauce, chik'n, cilantro • 12" - $19.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Vegan General Tso
$19.00/+
Garlic vegan cheese, vegan chik'n, broccoli pineapple, general Tso's sauce • 12" - $19.00 | 14" - $22.00 | 16" - $25.00
Vegan Truffle Shuffle
$18.00/+
Olive oil, garlic, nutritional yeast, criminis, red onions, black truffle oil, vegan cheese • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $21.00 | 16" - $24.00
Vegan Margarita
$17.00/+
Garlic, olive oil, nutritional yeast, tomatoes, vegan cheese • 12" - $17.00 | 14" - $20.00 | 16" - $23.00
Don't Worry, Be Vegan
$18.00/+
Onion, mushroom, vegan cheese, EVOO, garlic, arugula, balsamic reduction • 12" - $18.00 | 14" - $21.00 | 16" - $24.00